So Beautiful......... So Brief......

I made it out alive!  In fact I have to take back my biohazard comment from the previous blog.  It was not so much a health issue as it was a jumble sale.  All I really had to do was get control of the drawers, wardrobe and the clothing covering every square inch of the rest of the room and it was all good. 

I managed to find my missing laundry (in the bottom of the cupboard, still in the laundry hamper!!! Covered by jumble sale) It was mostly underwear and I just kept thinking I know I have more 'dainty items' (if size 16 has ever been called dainty??) they must be somewhere?  Perhaps the washing machine is eating them again?  Damn washing machines with their eating disorders!!!  But no!  There they were.

I also found my Kathmandu toilet bag, loaned once, not seen since.  I found my black slip dress that she swore had been returned to me.  It must have been that time I was hiding out in her bottom drawer, when she gave it back to me???! 

Anyway, the room is pristine!  It even smells different.  I can enjoy it....... until Sunday.

I May Not Make It Out Alive....

My plans tomorrow involve getting stuck into the biohazard at the end of the hallway.  Alex is away and I need to get in there and empty the room of the last 6 months of accumulated junk.  If I don't blog within the next 2 weeks, please call the authorities.  I am home alone until Friday and the last thing I want to happen is that I qualify for a stint on the TV show "I Shouldn't Be Alive!"

If they decide to use actors because I am too traumatized from my experience, could I please have Kate Winslet play me?  I think she could pull of the accent??  Oh and also she looks just like me.