I lack the generational understanding that comes with songs that repeat the last word of each sentence- over and over. I can however, come up with some REALLY funny mixes of words that 'sound like' what is being blasted out of our car stereo. Mostly it is mocking and not received well.
'Are they talking about me when they say sexieeeeee?'
"No! MUM!"
I am trying to understand how MY car radio has been hijacked by radio stations that talk utter rubbish and that the only volume to be had is that decibel just over the normal rate of conversation. That means anything said in the car is YELLED. Then, strangely enough, when I turn the volume down, the conversation is maintained at the YELLED rate. Are our kids so use to listening to ipods that we have deafened an entire generation or two?
"I would catch a grenade for ya" -really? Then I hope you would be quick enough to throw it back before it exploded!
"gonna kick him to the curb unless he looks like Mick Jagger"- He was old and ug (and short) when I was young, so what is the deal?????
"its like an eyeball stuck on my plate...." Which actually turned out to be saying 'an ipod stuck on replay' but I think mine sounds closer. Go ahead, listen.
Did my parent say what rubbish these songs are? Yes they did!!
Am I turning into my parents.........no............
"Alex, did you know that song said 'love you' 52 times?"
'You counted??? You're weird Mum"
"No, not so weird, its just the words of the song are so uninspiring I have to do something to keep myself awake! Can we pleeeeeze go back to the stock market review on the old people station?"
'Are they talking about me when they say sexieeeeee?'
"No! MUM!"
I am trying to understand how MY car radio has been hijacked by radio stations that talk utter rubbish and that the only volume to be had is that decibel just over the normal rate of conversation. That means anything said in the car is YELLED. Then, strangely enough, when I turn the volume down, the conversation is maintained at the YELLED rate. Are our kids so use to listening to ipods that we have deafened an entire generation or two?
"I would catch a grenade for ya" -really? Then I hope you would be quick enough to throw it back before it exploded!
"gonna kick him to the curb unless he looks like Mick Jagger"- He was old and ug (and short) when I was young, so what is the deal?????
"its like an eyeball stuck on my plate...." Which actually turned out to be saying 'an ipod stuck on replay' but I think mine sounds closer. Go ahead, listen.
Did my parent say what rubbish these songs are? Yes they did!!
Am I turning into my parents.........no............
"Alex, did you know that song said 'love you' 52 times?"
'You counted??? You're weird Mum"
"No, not so weird, its just the words of the song are so uninspiring I have to do something to keep myself awake! Can we pleeeeeze go back to the stock market review on the old people station?"
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