Yesterday we went to the supermarket and the carpark was moderately full. I drove in, changed my mind, changed direction, changed again, selected a carpark, saw one closer, went in that direction.
"Mum, you're a very erotic driver!"
One hand on the steering wheel, the other behind my head, I tried to pull off the model pose, I moved my opposite hip up and down, pursed my lips, trying to look like and erotic driver.....
"You're weird! What are you doing?"........ pause, thinking, thinking, what is my weird mother doing? what??.......
"No, thats not the right word is it?" ......" that means like porn and stuff doesn't it?"
"Yes Darling, the word is erratic, but thank you anyway. I think I am a pretty erotic driver too."
"Mum, you're a very erotic driver!"
One hand on the steering wheel, the other behind my head, I tried to pull off the model pose, I moved my opposite hip up and down, pursed my lips, trying to look like and erotic driver.....
"You're weird! What are you doing?"........ pause, thinking, thinking, what is my weird mother doing? what??.......
"No, thats not the right word is it?" ......" that means like porn and stuff doesn't it?"
"Yes Darling, the word is erratic, but thank you anyway. I think I am a pretty erotic driver too."
Does driving erotically lead to driving erratically? Can one do both at the same time? Is it safe to even test this theory (in a supermarket car park)? Oh the mental images! Laughed out loud!
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