I am touched...

On so many levels....

Not only touched by the magic wand of lunacy but also touched that so many people have asked why I hadn't blogged for ages!  I kind of thought blogging was a bit like peeing in a wetsuit  (you are the only one warmed by it) but NO, I finally have a following!

I am the Charles Manson, the Bert Potter, the Hone Harawira (nah! not Hone!!) of teenage hell, without the killing, random acts and weird stuff of course!!!

I pledge to you, my readers that I will now follow my teenager around 24/7 to find funny stuff to share with you.  I have a cause and I have following- I will not let you down.........

Corporate Punishment

 
It's been a while.  I have waited.  We have had many moments but not those deep belly laugh moments that I have found in the past.
We have been overseas together, her and I, alone.  Very little funny stuff.
Today, at last I had a funny! 
We were eating breakfast and were talking generally.  Chatting about the news and what was happening and to whom.  She came out with another 'erotic driver' saying.  "Oh, that must be like Corporate Punishment"  

"What did you say?"

"Corporate Punishment"

"What is that?"  I ask, trying not to give away that I was about to explode in mocking laughter. 
Is that what happens when Finance Companies go bad and the Government has to bail them out? 
What happens when you get caught smuggling ‘documents’ out of Argentina for your secret internet lover?
Why Mark Ellis had to take Ecstacy because the Corporate Punishment at 'Charlies' had bought him downnnnn......
When the poor and downtrodden have paid too much taxes and the Government have excess so can buy a plastic WAKA?


Possible forms of Corporate punishment- 

When someone is really annoying you at work and you lean over and staple things to their head.  Your turn, come on now....