It's been a while. I have waited. We have had many moments but not those deep belly laugh moments that I have found in the past.
We have been overseas together, her and I, alone. Very little funny stuff.
Today, at last I had a funny!
We were eating breakfast and were talking generally. Chatting about the news and what was happening and to whom. She came out with another 'erotic driver' saying. "Oh, that must be like Corporate Punishment"
"What did you say?"
"Corporate Punishment"
"What is that?" I ask, trying not to give away that I was about to explode in mocking laughter.
Is that what happens when Finance Companies go bad and the Government has to bail them out?
What happens when you get caught smuggling ‘documents’ out of Argentina for your secret internet lover?
Why Mark Ellis had to take Ecstacy because the Corporate Punishment at 'Charlies' had bought him downnnnn......
When the poor and downtrodden have paid too much taxes and the Government have excess so can buy a plastic WAKA?
Possible forms of Corporate punishment-
When someone is really annoying you at work and you lean over and staple things to their head. Your turn, come on now....
Having a 'one-size-fits-stick-insect' corporate uniform - with wide stripes across the middle.
ReplyDeleteCompulsory team-bonding sessions which involve games or sharing innermost feelings.
Christmas/birthday/leaving gifts bearing corporate logo, including large chunky coffee mugs, polo shirts and coasters but excluding cars.
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