Words from the Playground

Teacher- "are you alright?"  as Year 7 boy tries to adjust his school shorts
Student-" yes, but I am suffering from wedgies"

Suffering sounds more extreme that just a plain underpant problem, but I ain't checking it out.  I just hope it is not catchy!

Teacher- "why are you swearing?  Wouldn't your mother be embarrassed to hear you speaking like that?"
Student- "no, she swears too.  Mostly at Dad and the neighbours"

Nice!  And worse!  They live in an apartment so there are HEAPS of neighbours.

And my favourite for this week-

Teacher- "The bell has gone!  Why are you still on the playground and not back in class!!???"

Student- "my mother told me not to speak to strangers and I only know 2 people in my class, so I am staying here instead of talking to them."

Now THAT is clever thinking!!!  He might not have even been spotted had his feet not been hanging off the end of the slide!