Alternative Reality Cash Flow Manipulation.

I have purchased this mirror and it is on it's way home.  I plan to put it somewhere where I can see it daily.  In this mirror, I am about 50kgs!

When in reality, I am probably, 58kgs...........(?????)

Interestingly enough, it was in the REALLY EXPENSIVE shop.

Do you think there might be some..... how do you say....alternative reality cash flow manipulation going on??

I LOVE skinny mirrors, but how far is too far?????