What I Really Meant to Say......

 The mocking of overseas signs has to start sooner or later!

I love this one. It is in the bus, on the door of the loo.  It is very emphatic!  The point is that there should be no smoking on the bus (obviously) but what it actually says is 'no smokers'.  That is pretty exact and I am not sure if it is against the human rights of smokers considering there are so many of them in the country!!!  Everywhere!!!  In fact today, I swear I saw a kid of about 13, walking on his way to school, fagging up quite openly!!!????  I guess he was walking because he is not allowed on the bus?

This one is on the back of the door of my motel room tonight.  Incidentally, it smells like a room that has had smokers in for years, so they could have done with the sign above!!!!!

I have a few concerns.  Firstly it was in 4 languages and I can only read one AND the Poms are not loved in Europe and this explanation kind of says 'stay inside the building and good luck'. The escape 'rout' is ___ (?) metres away on the left or the right?????  Take your pick.  Seriously??????

You identify with that flag so...........!  Enjoy.

Worse!  Just stay in your room if the building is on fire and stuff the cracks with wet clothing.  We are only on the second floor.  Surely getting out and down some stairs could be an option??  Left or right??  I have looked out the window and although it doesn't open, I could give the downpipes to the left of my window a go if I got stuck???